Daddy, Please, Please, Please Help Me!! I Broke the Country & Need Help!!

Daddy Bush: "Son, you're ruining the dynasty me and your grandads worked so hard to create. So, there's gonna be some changes."

W: "Ain't gonna listen to ya! Ah'm the Prezdent now!"

Daddy Bush: "Listen up, boy! (smacks Junior's head) First off, Rummy's a goner."

W: "Ah, that's okay - ah didn't like his beady-little-eyes anyway. Reminds me of YOU!"

Daddy Bush: "Shaddup! (smacks Junior's head) Next, Rove's out! Done! Finito!"

W: "NO! Rove's mah buddy! Mah pal!"

Daddy Bush: "Son, do you remember what I did to JFK?"

W: "KARL! Git in here! You're FIRED!"

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