Friday, October 27, 2006

The World According to Republicans


I haven't received any fan mail (you need to get on it), however I have started to find Pro-Republican emails in my inbox. This particular letter really speaks for itself... I added some responses. Enjoy!


VOTE REPUBLICAN AND SAVE YOUR FAMILY LIFE, YOUR MONEY AND AVOID RESSESION.
Taxes: Democrats want to raise income taxes. They want more money and will spend time figuring out how to spend it. Republicans gave us more money in our returns and the National debt is now half of what it was a few years ago. You don’t hear about the economy from them.

Are you on crack?! First, Dems realize that we need higher taxes, so that we can pay off our national debt, which has skyrocketed to 8,559,154,803,292.38 due to limitless spending on unnecessary wars. As well, as fund federal programs, which Mr. Bush has cut hundreds of, including meals to feed the elderly, scholarships, the list goes on and on. This would actually benefit the lower and middle class citizens providing them with more opportunities and services. Also, Einstein who do you think gets tax breaks, the poor? Um don’t think so. I could go on for about 500 more pages, but you get the point.

Homeland Security:We must admit homeland security has protected the US citizens against many of terrorist plots. Who voted against homeland security? Who’s against the wire tapping of suspected terrorist? . Akaka (D-HI)Byrd (D-WV)Feingold (D-WI)Hollings (D-SC)Inouye (D-HI)Jeffords (I-VT)Kennedy (D-MA)Levin (D-MI)Sarbanes (D-MD)

Again are you American or stupid?
1. The Republicans have no plan for exiting Iraq or success… which increases our chances for more terrorist attacks.
2. Republicans suffer greatly on responding to disasters, let me refresh your memory…. Hurricane Katrina.
3. Also Dems will implement the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission and finally protect our ports and airports, our borders, mass transit systems, our chemical and nuclear power plants, and our food and water supplies from terrorist attack
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The economy:The stock market is at an all time high and unemployment is at an all time low.

Here is why the Bush Admin Sucks!
- The Growth in stock markets, please, only 10% of Americans own 80% of stocks… so yeah the stock market is really helping the rich.
- Median household incomes has decreased by $1,300/month
- More & more people are becoming uninsured
2000 Uninsured Americans 39.8 million
2005 Uninsured Americans 46.6 million
-No raise in minimum wage/yet Republicans are increasing their own salaries


steers and queers:Unfortunately both parties have but the Democrats have far more.

This does not deserve a response


US Military:Republicans are the only ones who care for you. The first thing Bush did for you was to give you a raise in pay. Clinton never did that. Clinton downsized the military, let equipment go to hell and many Gils qualified for food stamps.Vietnam the standard for reference for bad military judgment:President Johnson (D) - how many people died under his leadership? Gen. Westmorland always gave us false reports of success. Johnson left office a rich man. He had a company in his wife’s name that serviced military needs in Vietnam. It took a Republican to get us out of that mess.

Uuuhhh…. Bush also has put the lives of American troops on the line for a war that is unnecessary. With no exit plan in sight… but lots of oil, I would say he isn’t the troops #1 fan. Another question, how great are veterans benefits from Bush… ? Troops in Iraq are far under equipped due to another spawn of Satan Rumsfeld. Does Bush look for alternative energy sources domestically, so that we aren’t sooo dependent on foreign oil? Huh, does he, I don’t think so.


It is a proven fact that Democrats are smarter than Republicans. Additionally, the states with the highest IQ levels are vastly blue. Really that surprised? Vote for Democrats!

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